Isaac Newton Border Collie x Kelpie pleads not guilty. That the stuff on the departure lounge isn’t his. Indeed, it’s never been in his. Indeed, in a situation that’s starting to sound very reminiscent of the notorious Shapelle Corby of I didn’t put that marijuana in my boogey board bag, he says: “I know nothing”.
However, of course, we all know that Border Collies are smarter than the average dog. Of course, he does jigsaws and loves reading reading chunky books to expand his already astounding intellect. That’s why he’s deemed this pile surplus to requirements. Been there, done that, and being a good dog, has piled everything up all by himself ready for departure to the charity shop. (Humph his kennel must’ve been packed with all of that inside with no room to swing a cat.)
Well, Zac’s not the only dog working to get this load out the door. The others decided to pitch in.
Well, at least, they turned up.
Better still. I’ve cleared out more stuff, and the house is looking so much better.
Indeed, it’s grateful.
Meanwhile, the rocking horse is starting to look nervous. Am I going to be the next to go?
How is your new year going? You got something more exciting to deal with than sorting out the house? It’s been pouring with rain and there are covid clusters in Sydney, so staying close to home’s the way to go for me atm, while Geoff’s had to go back into work for the week.
Best wishes,
Rowena and the doggies.
Beyond the Flow 
He has a pretty good “I didn’t do it” face.