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How to Find A Lost dog: Homer Simpson

When you’re seeking wisdom or sound advice, Homer Simpson would be one Howevr, when it comes to finding a lost dog, excuse the pun, but he pretty much has it down pat. After all, we know how much dogs love their tucker.

When their dog Santa’s Little Helper went missing, this was his advice to find him:

“Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog”

-Homer Simpson

Looks like Bart found Santa's Little Helper. I wonder if he followed Homer's advice?

Looks like Bart found Santa’s Little Helper. I wonder if he followed Homer’s advice?

I found these quote while researching drama monologues for my son’s high school audition but that a whole different story entirely!

xx Rowena